"Invention" Proto-Bot

The Proto-Bot is the newest model of High-tech protection robots.
It comes complete with a "Blaster Cannon" and other features that
will do far more for your safety than any old run-of-the-mill handgun.
This is the most state-of-the-art invention known to man and is just
in time for the crime increase due to angry hill-billies. Guaranteed to
kill, period. Fully capable of the most usefull tasks, such as: arseny, demolition,
killing, and even murder. Act now and we will even throw in a free
"Do-it-Yourself Overthrow the World Kit" absolutely free of charge.
"Proto-bot. Killing has never been so fun. ever."